Mommi should'nt go to see cewtain films

WAWNING!!!!
Don't let youw pawents go see films that make them eat and dwink too much, cause this might happen:

Last night Mommi and Daddi went to the movies, stopped on the way home fow a glass of wine, then went and bought some bwead and cheese and when they got home ate it all up

(of couwse this was aftew a big dinnew befowe they went)...........................

The next mowning
Mommi woke up and said she had the stwangest dweam

appeawantly, I was at a cooking school in Pawis and Tannew and Joey and I wewe chopping mounds of onions

then Mango twied to sell me some shellfish while Gussie, babyStan, Alfie , Jake and Just Harry loitewed on the stweet

I assembled all the food in my kitchen wif all the coppew pots(yeah shoowe, hehehehe)

and then whipped up a wondewful Buw Blank to go wif the fish I had cooked
I used evewy bowl in the whole place

finally, I invited some fwiends to sample my food on ouw wooftop (which was suwpwisingly twanspawted to an outew buwwuw...at least those guys have a good view of my city, hehehe)

fwiends visible awe Gussie,Eric,Toffee,babyStan,JakeRuby,Lacie,Petey,Wosie and my sissie Fewgie..I'm suwe thewe wewe lots of othews thewe but Mommi couldn't fit them into the pictoowe she was descwibing

Aftew dinnew, I wote all about it on my blog...........

well, when Mommi descwibed all this to me, I wanted to know how come aftew all that food I bought and made, I still feel stawved?
but aftew looking in the miwwow, I decided maybe she was wight, and all this did happen..
I seem to have gained a twememdous amount of weight ovew night.
I'm off to a spa wif some of my giwlfwiends on monday. I hope I'll be back to myself by then.

Meantime.........................BONE APPETIT!!!!!!!!

and smoochie kisses