Today I got a gillion mails!! and it's not even my birfday yet..Oh My Dog...it's too much!
A big box fwom Gussie(expawtly taped).
.full of his favowites tweats,( jeez Gussie, I wish you could be hewe to shawe them) and a fwog stuffie who makes kissie sounds when you squeeze him (I'm calling him smoochie-fwog) a pawfect WFTstuffie, and two bootiful cawds...........one of them explains that these wewe things Gussie aweady had tucked away befowe I said "no pressies pleez"....
the othew cawd says that a DONATION has been made in honow of my birfday to FOX TEWWIER RESCUE..so many of ouw fwiends have been helped by them....Gussie comes fwom them too!
.You awe a peach Gussie..thank you so vewy much! Oh and I almost fowgot, thank you Muzzer fow the clip with the good luck howseyshoe to help make Mommi's life easiew when she changes my collaws..I guess she won't say all those bad wowds any mowe as hew nails bweak,hehehe
Mommi won't let me touch this adowable fox tewwier stuffie..it looks just like Gussie with his cuwls, and Mommi is afwaid I'll do my usual suwgewy,and she doesn't think he needs it!
Then!..........This bootiful bag with flowews on it is fwom Butchy and Snickews...Thank YOU my sweet cousins!
OhMy Dog!!!!! an owiginal SNICHYBUG DESIGN!!! a coutoowe dwess in OWANGE!!!!!with dotses all ovew them and a bow too..and a bananana too in the soft mauvy-pink with tewwier faces on it..oh my DOG! I'm going to be vewy stylish this fall!!!
This is the fwont of Butchy and Snickers' pawsome cawd
MyCousins Butchy and Snickers made the bestest cawd all by themselves..this is the insides of it with my buwwy sticks they sent me(one is aweady missing,cause I couldn't wait)
Thank You my Sweet cousin Snickers and Love Butchy fow evewything!
Even in an elegant dwess a giwl can't wesist a buwwy stick..chomp,chomp, boy awe these good
This big bag full of gifts must have taken GirlGirl at least ten twips to the post office with hew little pink caw!
She made me a gowgeous cawd,and signed it hewself with hew pawpwints and it has a little fox tewwier doggie and a tiny girlgirl pictoow in it, plus salmon sashimi(dwoool!),salmon jewky,and cheese sausage.. and a gweat cawobyy cookie.
Mommi says, I can only have the tweats a little at a time...I pawsonally want to eat them all up immediately!
My adowable Hamstewbewian,Girloober,GirlGirl sent me this vewy giwly pawfect crackly,squeeky toy to play with..I wish you could come play too GirlGirl, I would be evew so gentle when I gave you a smoochie..I pwomise
HuskeeBoy sent me(all the way fwom Sing-a -paw) some cheese sausage! and doggie-man break biscuits and banananana-roll kookies, and a gweat tug toy!..Thank you so much HuskeeBoy..I just hope I can keep my giwlish figuwe sith so many yummilicious tweats!
I immediately got to wowk on finding the weak link in my twaining dummy..it's vewy cool,made out of canvas and wope with doggie pwints all ovew it
Luna the yacht puppy wishes me a happy birfday and says I should be on the lookout in case he sails by my house on the Hudson Wivew..now that would be vewy cool!, thank you Luna
If you doggies think my Mommi is a good cook, wait till you see this!!!super yummylicious tweats fwom the 4Bs
My Dawling Fwiends the 4XBs(Bailey,Baxter,Brody and Benson, not only sent me a vewy special cawd and supew yummilicious duck bweast tweats,
but
Sponsowed a doggie named Brody....you can see where, at (OldDogHaven.com) it's a place where doggies in their wetiwement age can go and have a safe wefuge..
Thank you so vewy much my good kind fwiends!!! I'm sowwy you can't see theiw bootiful cawd with all fouw of them on it,and a wondewful message of wishes fow me
This is a gowgeous cawd pawsonally made fow me by my sweet fwiend Momo! Just look at that cake isn't it bootiful? On The inside thewe is a pictoowe of Momo and one of me singing and playing the piano, and Momo says "Let's sing together"...I'd love to..just come ovew
I am vewy ovewwhelmed by my fwiends and their thoughtfulness..I'm an extwemely lucky puppy!
I can't Thank you enough!
Gussie, Butchy and Snickers, GirlGirl, 4Bs, Huskee Boy, Momo, and Luna......this all came today!
All my love and smoochie kisses
Asta
Befowe I tell you my sad stowy..I would like to give this awawd to my sweet boy Gussie, and to Agatha and Archie...I love youw blogs a lot! and I love you even mowe than the bloggie hehehe
Now fow my tale of woe......................
I will nevew undewstand hoomans! They'we a cunundwum...I hope some doggie out thewe can help me cause I'm so mixed up and sad...hewe's what happened yestewday........................
It all stawted out so pawfectly...a cozy family sunday dinner..woast powk,gween beans,and smooshed potatoes on a bootiful ,cool fall evening................
I was pointing out my favowits on the table
Evewything was wondewful..it was a weal love-fest
I was allowed to sit in Mommi's lap and twy the food,hmmm,not bad
Mommi gave me some of evewything to twy..miammmm,miammmmm
Is that allllll?
I saw that no one was eating anymowe, and those smooshed potatoes with the powk dwippies wewe vewy tasty
So I snucked up and kind of helped myself..aftew this pictoowe was taken I suwpwised Mommi and daddi with a gweat leap and wound up almost on the table.......instead of being pwoud of my self sufficiency, and gweat accomplishment..................... my pawents said that I was a bad giwl!
Now I'm in something called the doghouse..what 's that suppposed to mean..it sounds like I own the whole house, cause I'm a doggie, and it's my house..but something tells me it means something else..can anydoggie help me undewstand pleez?
Aftew all the sun and suwf and playing and eating and being little maniacs with my fwiends at Chilli's Beach Pawty(which was absolutely the best!) all I wanted to do was THIS!
but befowe I sneep.......................................
THIS IS A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT...
HMMMM, UMMM,
This is embawwasing, but I'm going to ask you to go vote fow me in awsome blog of the momf fow Septembew...the polls awe now open, and Ummm, I was nominated by that sweetest of all GooberBoyz ,Stanley...
When I found out........well ,I did a little dance
then got weady to jump
and then I jumped fow joy
DO you think I have a chance???
Now I think this is an impossible task we have evewy momf..I looked at who was nominated at the same time as I was,and fwankly they'we all wondewful bloggies, with pawsome doggies we all love..so what to do???
I would be fibbing if I said I wouldn't like to win, and if it helps to decide...it is my Birfday momf.............. but I'm not much fow competition....... I don't think I'm any bettew than any othew doggie out thewe.........................Ummm, it just would be nice to win this pawsome awawd.
Thank you evewydoggie and Hammie fow listening to this blatant self pwomotion..I thank you all fow being my fwiends and letting me talk to you like this.......Sneep well evewyone,and have a gweat Sunday!..muwahhhh Asta
Well Evewydoggie and Hammies this is how Stanley and I decided to go to the beach pawty...we've been twavelling all day, and hope to awwive in time fow the big bash...Stanny has a date with Ruby at the volley ball pit...and I plan to lounge a lot befowe playing chasey and stuff with all my fwiends...we both came au natuwal...Stanny cause he's so pawfect as is, and me cause I lost my bikini(but that's anothew stowy) So faw the seas have been calm, which is a vewy good thing,cause we'we brwinging all these cakes and champagne to help make punch and stuff, and I don't want any of it to fall ovewboard............see you all thewe ........PAAAAWTY!
This is sneecky aunt Beth pwetending she just came ovew to give me lovies,,oh suwe! Now don't i look nice and fuzzy,just the way I should?? I don't think i need a gwooming,but the hoomans have other ideas..aunt beth: It's been almost thwee momfs since you were gwoomed Asta
They put me on this high table..and I was contemplating jumping off
Here we go..I can't expect any mewcy ..aunt Beth is vewy detewmined about this gwooming business
Could you pleez tell me how I'm supposed to tap dance if cut my nails?????
I twied to put a westwaining paw on aunt Beth, but she wouldn't stop
BLEH BLEH BLEH..That's how I feel about this
OK I suwvived..this is the new naked skinny me..my tail looks like a stick instead of it's fuzzy self, and I don't even want to show you my backside...I'm afwaid I'm not fuzzy butt anymowe
Wanna see a closeup of how howwible I look..just look at those eaws..as usual,they became so light, that they flip back...how hooomiliating
Just look how pink and seethrough my poow little chest is, and does anybody cawe? no... thewe's Daddi just talking on the phone as if nothing bad had happened to his one and only pupcake
I twied to use my I'm so vewy sadandneglectedandnobodylovesme face and pose
Could it be?? did I heaw cowwectlly?? this is fow me?????You'we not just teasing?
Yummy- licious popcown come to me..I'm not goingto huwt you...just gobble you up..I guess my fuzziness will gwow back...I just hope it's vewy soon..I don't want to be naked fow my birfday
All I have to say pups and hammies, is all this staying bootiful is vewy exhausting, I'm just glad I only have to do it evewy 2 1/2 momfs, whew!
