Eawly Birfday fwom Stanley

Oh My Dog...I got a hooge package..and it's not even my birfday...I wonder what it is????
Oh Fwabulous it's weally fow me..there's my name and evewything...and it's fwom my GooberBoy Stanley!
OK ,I know these awe bluwwy, but I just had to show you Stanleys stationawy with his handsome face and pawtogrwaph ..he said so many nice things to me, that I blush..and it's kind of pwivate, so I won't tell you, but even his letter was wapped in a bootiful paper , Stanley explained that he wanted me to get an eawly birfday pwezzie fwom him so that I could enjoy it fow even longer

I had to dive wight in and see what else was inside, you can't imagine all the wondewful things he sent me

Look my Stanley sent me a biglip fish...I love it!!!
I stawted to take evewytoy out..there was a football, a stuffy , my fishie, a gowgeous silver locket fow my collar, a (melt,melt) lock of HIS hair(it's gowgeous!),a magnet of Stanley that Mommi put at my height on the fwidge, so I can always see him, a bowl, two bandanas, a sticker for my maybe Vespa, another bunch of smoochie kissie stickers, and an emblem that says FOXY, that I can have Mommi sew on something wondewful
Inside this bootiful box, I found two gowgeous bandanas hand made by Stanley's Mom, one with kissies all over, and the other with moosical notes(pawfect for my concerts)
Stanley also sent me a powtable dish, and some gooberlicious peanutty tweats....well ,I had to eat some immejetly..my dish is on my whole page of smoochies he sent me, sigh!
I wight away wanted to play with my football

Mommi put some of my prezzies too high fow me to weach, she said, I couldn't play with evewything at once
This desews a vewy happy song..I can't sing along, cause my mouf is full of my silk box, that has Stanley's cuwls and my silver heawt locket in it..Mommi had to pwy it out of my mouf,hehehe
Thank you my Darling Stanley Goober Boy, and thank your Mommi too..you ovewwhelmed me with your love and genewosity..I love evewything, smoochie kisses, your fuzz butted,sweatpea, pupgirl,AstaThis is Asta's Mommi: Asta was of course overjoyed..and I know some of her friends have already sent or planned on presents for her first bithday...we thank you from the bottom of our hearts, but if you haven't done so, please just send her a card, or e-card , and if you are flush and in a generous mood, please donate to one of your animal charities instead..this little girl is loved and spoiled more than enough, and our heart aches for all the pups who have nothing...please please don't be hurt or offended that I ask this...we do love getting prezzies, but it seems unfair to get so much .