Thursday, September 13, 2007

The Dweaded Haiwcut!

This is sneecky aunt Beth pwetending she just came ovew to give me lovies,,oh suwe! Now don't i look nice and fuzzy,just the way I should?? I don't think i need a gwooming,but the hoomans have other ideas..aunt beth: It's been almost thwee momfs since you were gwoomed Asta
They put me on this high table..and I was contemplating jumping off
Here we go..I can't expect any mewcy ..aunt Beth is vewy detewmined about this gwooming business
Could you pleez tell me how I'm supposed to tap dance if cut my nails?????
I twied to put a westwaining paw on aunt Beth, but she wouldn't stop
BLEH BLEH BLEH..That's how I feel about this
OK I suwvived..this is the new naked skinny me..my tail looks like a stick instead of it's fuzzy self, and I don't even want to show you my backside...I'm afwaid I'm not fuzzy butt anymowe
Wanna see a closeup of how howwible I look..just look at those eaws..as usual,they became so light, that they flip back...how hooomiliating
Just look how pink and seethrough my poow little chest is, and does anybody cawe? no... thewe's Daddi just talking on the phone as if nothing bad had happened to his one and only pupcake
I twied to use my I'm so vewy sadandneglectedandnobodylovesme face and pose
Could it be?? did I heaw cowwectlly?? this is fow me?????You'we not just teasing?
Yummy- licious popcown come to me..I'm not goingto huwt you...just gobble you up..I guess my fuzziness will gwow back...I just hope it's vewy soon..I don't want to be naked fow my birfday
All I have to say pups and hammies, is all this staying bootiful is vewy exhausting, I'm just glad I only have to do it evewy 2 1/2 momfs, whew!

36 comments:

Faya said...

Moi je trouve que tu es très belle....si si encore plus belle... Et tu as de la chance moi j'y vais toutes les 6 semaines !
Big bisous, Faya

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Asta...you look great no matter how fuzzy or un-fuzzy you look! Only thing I wonder is isn't it getting colder in NYC now...don't you need more fur not less???

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S - Jake and JH are all set. They have been booked on Air Ruby for the pawty - Woot!

Randi said...

Hi Asta! I must admit, I like the fuzzier you..but the unfuzzy you is very fetching as well...& you'll look great in all the pics for the pawty!
Love & Licks,
Randi

Jackson said...

Hey Asta, lookin' good! J x

Maggie & Mitch said...

Asta! You look beautiful to me and you always will!

Your Connecticut boyfriend,
Mitch

Maya and Kena said...

Thanks Asta! I hope we'll be able to make it!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Asta,
You look as cute as ever girl! No need to feel embarrassed about your hairdo. Mama has started working on ours too. We don't have quite as fuzzy of butts after our stripping, but it grows back fast. You're lucky you got to have so much popcorn. Hmmmm, we haven't had it for a few weeks, we better beg Mama to make us some for tonight.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Stanley said...

Sweetpea!

You are always my Bootiful Fuzz Butt (no matter how fuzzy your booty is). You are simply GORGEOUS! I like being able to see your spots. How 'bout a belly shot for me... please??

You don't look as naked as you did the last time Auntie Beth came to groom you. She's a foxy little vixen herself, isn't she? Acting all casual and lovie, then BAM, out comes the grooming table! I know you say it doesn't hurt, but you DO look a little bored with the whole process!

You'll be just right by the time your pawty rolls around. Just think, less fur to keep the sand out of this weekend at Chilli's pawty!

Goober love & grooming condolences,
Your Stanley Boy

Jake of Florida said...

Gee sweetie, we do like your fuzzy, just climbed out-of-bed look -- but your just-groomed slim self is adorable too.

We know you have a beautiful heart, and with less fur, why we can see it even better!!

And, as JH can testify, fur does grow back!!!

But it is kind of hoomiliating to have no say in these matters. We get furminated regularly whether we want to or not!!


Jake

Lorenza said...

Hi, Asta.
Don't worry beautiful girl! You look great fuzzy or un-fuzzy! Sure its great that your auntie does your hair and not to have to go to the groomers and stay there for long hours!
I am sure you will look awesome at your party!
I can't wait!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Agatha and Archie said...

We can not believe it!!! The EXACT same thing happened to us today!!Only PL1 did it not your Auntie Karen.Now we are all non curly and fuzzy too!! It must be something in the air!! We didn't get popcorn,so instead we just barked through PL2's whole dinner party and she was not amused and keeps saying something about a dog whisperer.Love A+A

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Asta, sweetie! It's Scruff...aren't you gonna freeze at Chilli's pawty??? Au natural for you means uh...furless??? Please bring a coverup in case it gets cold in the evening or on that long plane ride on Ruby's jet. Wonder what movie it'll be and if we can have popcorn. That must be a Birchurst thing....I love popcorn!!!You look booootiful, Asta, as usual!! Scruff

AireKirby said...

You look gorgeous Asta!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

less fur means less obstruction for your action!

chiyo said...

Asta i haven't been groomed in 3 months either! :p and i'm going to have to go this sunday. ack!

your ears look cute flipping up, don't worry :)

love..
chiyo

triple B's said...

Asta, you look sleek and sexy! and anyway, getting a haircut isn't that bad. we have to have one every 4 -6 weeks! yikes! but the popcorn makes up for it, right?!
you'll still be our little fuzzy butt.
Woofers.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Asta, you look slim now. Dont worry, I'll still wuv you no matter how un-fuzzy you are.

~ Girl girl

ROSSI said...

oh Asta dear.. u be the victim too.. but ur eyes are still glowing like a star!.. i still love u no matter how u look like.. but just stay healthy and pretty all the time.. especially ur birthday is coming around the corner..

Cheers
Rossi

Simba said...

It wasn't all bad then, you got popcorn.

Simba x

Goofy said...

that looks bootiful!! dun worry !

Amber said...

Hey Asta, you still look gweat when you were fuzzy or un-fuzzy. You had popcorn, yummy!!

Boo said...

asta why is your chest so naked compares to other part of the body??

wet wet licks

Boo

Sir Chance-Lot said...

YUM pop corn is my favorist. You look beautiful. I agree with you though, why do they have to cut our hair off and make our tails look like sticks?
I think humans need more hobbies..so they leave us alone with their scissors.
Golden Hugs
Sir Chancelot aka Sir Bacon

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Asta!
We hope you had a pawtastic day as well! And we probably will be able to come to the pawty, but we're not sure..
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena
PS. For the picture of the party, what if we don't have any western stuff?

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Asta..
that is cool that you get popcorn too! Isn't it yummy? I am sorry that your mom took away your tapping shoes. I guess they will just have to get you the real ones now, ha roo!
Hugs,
Sitka

Frasypoo said...

Hi Asta,
You look so differant...our chests look the same !
Popcorn made it all better though !
Those looks work!
frasier

wally said...

Well, Asta, I have to agree with the other pups that you look BOOOTIFUL with or without your lovely fluffy coat. I'm glad I don't have to get groomed, though. That looks like hard work! You deserved that bowl of pupcorn--AND MORE!

wally.

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Asta,

You have been nominated for Awesome Blog Award over at the DWB Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :-)

Love
Opy

Frasypoo said...

Hi Asta
I will be at your pawty with a date(yech,aunty Jez!)
But tickets are booked,outfits in place and off we go!
Frasier

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Asta,

You have been nominated for Awesome Blog Award over at the DWB Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :)

Love
Opy

Ben_Benjamin said...

Asta sweetie...you look kinda naked...*blush blush* You always a sexy babe.

Maya and Kena said...

Hi Asta!
Thanks for telling us that info.! We're glad 'cause we have bandanas, so it shouldn't be a pawblem..
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena

Koobuss said...

Asta,

The same thing that happened to me happened to you? What's going on?

My chest is pink, too! I'm not so sure if I like this grooming stuff.

Koobus Kisses,
Kousin Koobie

Maya and Kena said...

Can't wait to see ya at the pawty!
Wags and Licks,
Maya and Kena

Joe Stains said...

I think you look great with your new haircut, but I would hate to go through that whole process!

Tadpole said...

Heck, I'd shave the rest of my (sparse) hair off, if I could get a bowl of popcorn like THAT!!!