This is sneecky aunt Beth pwetending she just came ovew to give me lovies,,oh suwe! Now don't i look nice and fuzzy,just the way I should?? I don't think i need a gwooming,but the hoomans have other ideas..aunt beth: It's been almost thwee momfs since you were gwoomed Asta
They put me on this high table..and I was contemplating jumping off
Here we go..I can't expect any mewcy ..aunt Beth is vewy detewmined about this gwooming business
Could you pleez tell me how I'm supposed to tap dance if cut my nails?????
I twied to put a westwaining paw on aunt Beth, but she wouldn't stop
BLEH BLEH BLEH..That's how I feel about this
OK I suwvived..this is the new naked skinny me..my tail looks like a stick instead of it's fuzzy self, and I don't even want to show you my backside...I'm afwaid I'm not fuzzy butt anymowe
Wanna see a closeup of how howwible I look..just look at those eaws..as usual,they became so light, that they flip back...how hooomiliating
Just look how pink and seethrough my poow little chest is, and does anybody cawe? no... thewe's Daddi just talking on the phone as if nothing bad had happened to his one and only pupcake
I twied to use my I'm so vewy sadandneglectedandnobodylovesme face and pose
Could it be?? did I heaw cowwectlly?? this is fow me?????You'we not just teasing?
Yummy- licious popcown come to me..I'm not goingto huwt you...just gobble you up..I guess my fuzziness will gwow back...I just hope it's vewy soon..I don't want to be naked fow my birfday
All I have to say pups and hammies, is all this staying bootiful is vewy exhausting, I'm just glad I only have to do it evewy 2 1/2 momfs, whew!