I did meet a new fwiend wight away..a lovely Gweat Gweat Dane , she said hew name was Jacie
and she wanted to be my BFF
I stawted to get suspicious, when the day aftew I met hew and spent some time wif hew, she sent me this message
"Don't you just ADORE my Michael Kors purse?? I loved the way it expanded after I won all that money at the casino!!! Those dogs we picked up...er who escorted us were totally hot...I couldn't believe that little Welshie was afraid of my size...I'm just a tiny thing....OR NOT....sheesch. Do you have some heels I could borrow...these are so tight I can hardly walk....
So glad I've met ya!!
Your new friend,
Pee ess...sorry about all the shrieking when you were driving...those cliffs are steep!"
photo by Mumsie
I got an uwgent phone call fwom Mango telling me I was NOT supposed to FWATEWNISE
Sheesh.this is going to be lonely
not only that, but despite the lovely sunshine, it wasn't any wawmew than in NewYawk
I was fweezing my bumbum off
I had to go buy mowe wintew clotheses
Just look at what the Sea looks like..sheeeeesh!!!
I put on my hoodie and stayed in my woom..I can tell you I was getting a little boowed despite the gowgeous Owange woom Mango had wesewved fow me (he is vewy genewous)
Then I wemembewed that the Casino in Monte Cawlo was just down the woad, so I put on my evening dwess and got weady fow a faboolous night
When I got to the casino I was told that they had gotten a wawning of a possible gas attack by a welentlessly hooge individooal and it had emptied the place fow the season
I guess when the Mango says No Fwatewnising, he means it..I'm playing solitaiw fow the doowation of my sea Quest Heawding.
I just hope it doesn't put me to sneep and I miss the night of the final judging
smoochie kisses and good luck to all the Con Test Ants
(make shoowe you go check out the voting on the Mango Minstew Site)