Wondewful awawds and a tewwific Enowmous Suwpwise

I was totally honowed and suwpwised to be given two fabulous awawds!
LacyLulu and MAYA and KENA both gave me the "you make my day "awawd..and LacyLulu also gave me the Bloggers of the Wowld awawd.....

Thank you so vewy much my deaw fwiends...the wules say I should give this awawd to a few fwiends, but that's impossible..all of you who wite me evewy day make my day!!!!!!!!...and as you know, we at DWB awe a family awound the wowld...so I think I would like to give this awawd to all of you(I tend to bweak wules anyway,hehehehe) Thank you again fow being so good to me!
and now fow some weally big news
Wait till you heaw what happened at ouw house!!!

Ouw Doowman called up and said we had a package delivewy...

Daddi cawwied up this hooge box..it was a little wowse fow wawe, and appeawantly had been all ovew the wowld...honestly the MAIL!!!!!!!

We opened the package and out popped a baby tewwiew...
we wewe floowed!!

Thewe was a note attached

OMD!!!!!!!
What can this mean??? this was cleawly sent by my fwiendz Scruffy,Lacie and babStan..............................................................
It's one of Seymouw's pups he had ovew Chwissmuss!
Just look at hew!
Isn't she a cutie??? How could he weject hew???????Meanwhile I weceived this lettew fwom Seymouw:
(Asta...I didn't exactly we...I mean reject her...she was just so...um...FEMALE. Like a girl...like she wanted to wear orange or pink ALL the time...and she hated the nooootricious bottles I fixed her...I even tried beer and she well...she spit it in my foxy face. That one's full of Pi** and Vinegar, I can tell ya that!!

I merely suggested she find someone else to care for her...I don't want u to think I am heartless and abandoned my own pup...though the vet did say I don't have a heart??!!!

She looks very very happy at your house and I think she'll be the bestest sissy for you ever....

If she doesn't sleep well, may i suggest a smigeon of 150 proof rum mixed in with her formula....

Wheeled barks...
Seymour)
..is it cause she's a giwl?..I think all the othews wewe boys

She was pwetty shy and confoosed aftew hew twip, but fwiendly wight away..a weal tewwiew giwl..wesiliant
and bootiful..she mumbled something about hew name being Mywna..I'm not suwe I heawd it wight, cause she kind of whispewed.
Look at this pawfect postoowe..especially fow a little baby giwl
Hello!!! I'm Asta want to be my sissy???I decided to inspect hew all ovew
She smelled just fine except a little absinthy

I gave hew a big smoochie kiss...she was nevew kissed befowe can you imagine??she must be suffewing fwom kissie deficiency anemia

Aftew all the twavel and excitement, the little sweetie was exhausted...Mommi had hew go peepee and put hew to bed.She also gave hew a bottle..she was at fiwst vewy suwpwised at the taste..up till now she was given Absinthe by Seymouw...tsk...tsk..that's just wong..now she's getting wawm milk and huneyand nootwicious peanut buttew mixed in,,I think she will do vewy well on this fowmoolaMommi said we could adopt hew and give hew a fuwwewvew home! Yipeee!!! I wanted a sissy so badly and now I have one..Oh JOY!!!!!