languishing in jail til we got spwung....

We woke up aftew a healing westful sneep, weady to have fun!
but Nooooooo!
Fiwst Dewey's Mom showed up...none too happy with hew son and his fwiends (she did bwing some chicken soup and cookies which we ate immediately..thank you!)..but she was vewy upset

Then the weally bad stuff happened:
the police had twacked them down, and had a wawwant fow evewybody's awwest, including mine, fow hawbowing foogitives,hmpffff!.......what was I supposed to do?? thwow my injuwed fwiends out?? awe they nuts???

The gwuff policeguy had a bunch of papews and kept saying things like "accowding to section blah,blah,blah you awe guilty of speeding,destwoying fedewal pwopewty, not stopping when told to, not weawing seat belts, destwoying the mail, public oowination, blah,blah,blah"

no mattew how Asta-Marie pleeded, he wouldn't listen and dwove us to jail and said he was thwowing away the key...gulp
as we wewe taken out to his caw, we saw Koobie's caw being towed away(the policeguy said thewe would be a BIG fine fow that too)


meanwhile I had sent an uwgent peemail on Lacie's laptop, to Sir Iamreallygoodatsweettalkingpoliceoficers and to my Sweetie Stanley of Gooberstan..asking them fow help!

Obviously the police wewe impwessed with ouw Royal connections( I mean a Sir, and a Wulew of a countwy is a pwetty big deal) I don't know what they said to the police, but aftew a little while, a big fat weally nice police guy came and said"awwwwwww, what adowable tewwiews...I used to have a tewwiew fwiend when I was a young boy"
"why they wewe just little wascals like all tewwiews awe...get them outa hewe!!!"
and just like that..we wewe fwee to go (he even sponged ouw wecowds)
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My fwiends wewe stawving by now..they didn't give us anything to eat in jail..nothing!
can you imagine?....
once we got home I decided to take evewyone out to lunch at the hottest place in my neighbowhood..usually you can't get in, but I have connections (I play with the chef's doggie,hehehe)
By the time we got to Pastis fow lunch, we wewe all tewwibly exhausted fwom ouw owdeal of the mowning, but it was such a bootiful sunny day, we decided to have a celebwatowy lunch!
Ouw mood was dampened somewhat by the constant pwesence of Dewey's Mom, Asta-Marie who was looking ovew ouw shouldew non-stop (do you suppose she doesn't twust us fow some weason??)

That was a close one..Scwuffy was afwaid cause he thinks this was his thiwd stwike, and he thought he was a gonew! Being an enewgetic young tewwiew is vewy hawd! Thewe is no end of twouble you can get into.
I think that's all fow today..we need to wecovew, but we have big shopping plans and a touw of my neighbowhood planned fow tomowwow.