Bath Fow Daddi's Birfday

Today was a vewy busy day..I helped Mommi clean the house and wap the pwesent because it's was my Daddi's Birfday!
I thought I had done a gweat job,when instead of thanks, I heawd the dweaded "bath " wowd..I guess by evewything being clean,she meant me too...arghhhhhhhh
As soon as I escaped fwom the bathwoom ,I had to do the zoomie witual, and wipe myself on evewy available suwface(this is in the tewwiew wule book............we all get one at biwth........see pages on baths)
This is me being clean fwom the fwont (I didn't comb my haiw..enough is enough fow one day of towtoowe)
and this is how clean I am fwom the back

aftew being smothewed with shampoo and watew and having to dwy myself off..I really thought I desewved some decent play time with Mommi
but she said she was busy,and when I kept asking, she said I was talking back..like that's a bad thing..how else am I supposed to get my point acwoss???hmmmm?.......finally she welented and said she would play

now listen Mommi..hewe's the wules:i'm going to woll it back to you with my nosie, and then you do the same...OK?
Finally I have my teef on my toy..it's all I wanted all along...now why was that so hawd to undewstand Mommi?
HAPPY BIRFDAY SWEET DADDI!
I'm sowwy I was talking back so much, but between having to take a baf, and then Mommi just wefoosing to undewstand what I wanted, I was just about weady to buwst with fwustwation.

I LOVE YOU DADDI!!! YOU'WE THE BESTEST IN THE UNIVEWSE!!!!!!!!!!!