As all you pups and hammies and NOMSSF know by now..I was out of commisssion fow an etewnity..so I had to find diffewent ways to entewtain myself..I hope this nevew happens again, but some of the stuff I did can be useful fow wainy fall and wintew days...fow instance:
I decided to leawn how to play pokew! The fiwstest thing you have to do is pwactice a pokew face!!
that means, eithew you get a lot of botox injections...ouch! yuck!!! ow just pwetend you'we stoopid and have a bowed look that says I'm not thinking anything at all! I know this is vewy hawd fow us doggies, since we'we NOT stoopid, plus we have vewy expwessive faces, but with enough pwactice in fwont of a miwwow, it can be achieved!
You have to make suwe you have tons of money so that you can stay in the game
When you awe delt youw cawds.....You don't want anydoggie to know what cawds you have..so you hold them close to youw chest
if you don't like youw cawds.....you can say mowe pweeze,and change some of them
Then you have to say things, like, I'll see you, ow the pots wight (don't ask me why)
Ummm..the thing is..if you want to see the othews cawds..sometimes it's a bad suwpwise.............I weally thought I had a good hand befowe I saw youws..sigh!
and the hawdest lesson..you have to know when to fold them! Now listen pups and hammies this is impowtent--YOU DO NOT FOLD THE CAWDS INTO BITS!!!!! To fold means you puts youw cawd upside down on the table and you awe quits.
Well that's all I know about pokew..xept it's lots mowe fun if thewe awe mowe than one of you!