Today is talk like a piwate day and I went down to the sea(at the end of my block) and boawded my paiwate ship to go sail the seven seas
I hope I see all of you along the way
Yawwwgh matey, ye've been boawded!
I have a couple of Piwate jokes fow you, maybe you can think of a few mowe to amoose us? what's Captain Hook's favowite stowe?
The Secondhand Shop!
[hehehehehehe That's whewe Mommi shops all the time so it was vewy easy to guess]What did the piwate think of the wench's booty?
He thought it was plundewfull! , hehhehehe
I aways laugh at my own jokes, woll awound on the floow and giggle hystewically
What can I say, I'm easily amoosed
I aways laugh at my own jokes, woll awound on the floow and giggle hystewically
What can I say, I'm easily amoosed
My pirate name is:
Captain Anne Cash
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.part of the fidius.org network
Dogspeed! all me Matey's
wishing you all faiwwinds and good Gwub
and of couwse smoochie kisses
26 comments:
Ahoy there Lovely Pirate...
LOVED your Jokes... I was rollin on the floor too. Second Hand Store.. TOOOOOOOO funny.
gotta go... Anchors Away!!
You be a fine pirate!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Avast, there, me hearties! Splice the mainbrace? Lay athwartships and trim the fore t'gallant! Take yer head-call at the lee rail!
Oooohhhh, I so LOVE that kinda talk!
Buster T. Scallywag
Asta, no matter what persona you take on, you never cease to amaze us with how beautiful you look. How can a pirate be so attractive? Great header too.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Asta- you are just the cutest little pirate!! I did my pirate name and I am 'MAD JACK RACKHAM'.
Arrrrg,
Wyatt
Bawhahahaha! "You look plundewful", that's hysterical. Though I must say, Asta you look most plundewful in your pirate gear!
Your mate, Cap'n Pip
Ahoy there!
As usual we are late and missed the boat and find out about Pirate's day the next morning. Think we saw you sail off into the distance. Don't get lost Asta.
We had visitors and we weren't allowed on the pooter all weekend.
Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie
Well shiver me timbers Asta, I like the cut of your jib. A tot of rum and I'll be three sheets to the wind. Oh look, there's a lakeland terrier approaching. She sure is broad in the beam...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Wow Asta you make a great looking pirate captain!
Great post!
Really enjoyed it!
take care
Clive and Murray
Hardy Har Har! Matey that was some rum spewing funny fun! Thanks for the howls :D
Waggin at your plunderful self ;)
Roo
You are the prettiest pirate we've ever seen, Asta!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Dear Captain Anne:
I will follow you anywhere:
Second Mate Gussie
You are one hot pirate-girl Asta!!!
Oh, Asta, you are a lovely Pirat.
And I hpe you have has a wonderful day.
Nice woooh
Sally
Wow my cat what a dashing pirate you make.. I would be happy to sail the seven seas with you.. Hugs GJ xx
Ahoy me pretty - what a fine pirate lass you make!!! Just don't go poking anyone in the butt with that sword!
You make a lovely pirate Asta!
woos, Tessa
Hi Miss Asta, here's a joke for you.
"What does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?"
"A buccaneer"
Have a good day. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
You are the cutest pirate ever!
Hugs,
*Foley stands up on the mast and sings* This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.
What a pawsom pirate ye be Captain Anne Cash ;) Yar!!!! We may be late, but we be just back from the plunderin' and we want to share!!!
Lets set sail and get tha plunderin done!!!!!
A fine celebration we will have with what we've won !!!
Arrghhh!!! Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ
Hey Asta!
Wow, here's a big ARRRGGGGGGG for pirate day! Love your outfit. You look mahvelous and ready to take on the 7 seas. BOL funny jokes!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Asta..you make a fabulous piwate!
we love yer outfit!
Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx
we laught on the floor wiv you asta
Look at that sweet pirate! :) :)
Momo & Pinot xoxo
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