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Monday, September 19, 2011

Happy Intewnational Talk Like A Piwate Day!

 Today is talk like a piwate day and I went down to the sea(at the end of my block) and boawded my paiwate ship to go sail the seven seas
I hope I see all of you along the way

 Yawwwgh matey, ye've been boawded!
  I have a couple of Piwate jokes fow you, maybe you can think of a few mowe to amoose us?

what's Captain Hook's favowite stowe?
The Secondhand Shop!
 [hehehehehehe That's whewe Mommi shops all the time so it was vewy easy to guess]

What did the piwate think of the wench's booty?
He thought it was plundewfull! , hehhehehe

I aways laugh at my own jokes, woll awound on the floow and giggle hystewically
What can I say,  I'm easily amoosed

My pirate name is:
Captain Anne Cash

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
part of the fidius.org network

 Dogspeed! all me Matey's
wishing you all faiwwinds and good Gwub
and of couwse smoochie kisses


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Ahoy there Lovely Pirate...
LOVED your Jokes... I was rollin on the floor too. Second Hand Store.. TOOOOOOOO funny.
gotta go... Anchors Away!!

The Florida Furkids said...

You be a fine pirate!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Persephone and Buster said...

Avast, there, me hearties! Splice the mainbrace? Lay athwartships and trim the fore t'gallant! Take yer head-call at the lee rail!

Oooohhhh, I so LOVE that kinda talk!

Buster T. Scallywag

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Asta, no matter what persona you take on, you never cease to amaze us with how beautiful you look. How can a pirate be so attractive? Great header too.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Wyatt said...

Asta- you are just the cutest little pirate!! I did my pirate name and I am 'MAD JACK RACKHAM'.


The Daily Pip said...

Bawhahahaha! "You look plundewful", that's hysterical. Though I must say, Asta you look most plundewful in your pirate gear!

Your mate, Cap'n Pip

The Black and Tans. said...

Ahoy there!

As usual we are late and missed the boat and find out about Pirate's day the next morning. Think we saw you sail off into the distance. Don't get lost Asta.

We had visitors and we weren't allowed on the pooter all weekend.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

WFT Nobby said...

Well shiver me timbers Asta, I like the cut of your jib. A tot of rum and I'll be three sheets to the wind. Oh look, there's a lakeland terrier approaching. She sure is broad in the beam...
Toodle pip!

Finn said...

Wow Asta you make a great looking pirate captain!

Clive said...

Great post!

Really enjoyed it!

take care
Clive and Murray

Anonymous said...

Hardy Har Har! Matey that was some rum spewing funny fun! Thanks for the howls :D

Waggin at your plunderful self ;)

Molly the Airedale said...

You are the prettiest pirate we've ever seen, Asta!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Dear Captain Anne:

I will follow you anywhere:

Second Mate Gussie

Mack said...

You are one hot pirate-girl Asta!!!

Sally said...

Oh, Asta, you are a lovely Pirat.
And I hpe you have has a wonderful day.

Nice woooh

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

Wow my cat what a dashing pirate you make.. I would be happy to sail the seven seas with you.. Hugs GJ xx

Cowspotdog said...

Ahoy me pretty - what a fine pirate lass you make!!! Just don't go poking anyone in the butt with that sword!

Anonymous said...

You make a lovely pirate Asta!

woos, Tessa

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Hi Miss Asta, here's a joke for you.

"What does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?"

"A buccaneer"

Have a good day. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

♥ Sallie said...

You are the cutest pirate ever!


Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

*Foley stands up on the mast and sings* This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

Mickey's Musings said...

What a pawsom pirate ye be Captain Anne Cash ;) Yar!!!! We may be late, but we be just back from the plunderin' and we want to share!!!
Lets set sail and get tha plunderin done!!!!!
A fine celebration we will have with what we've won !!!
Arrghhh!!! Tillie and Georgia,
Tiger,Treasure and JJ

Scooter said...

Hey Asta!
Wow, here's a big ARRRGGGGGGG for pirate day! Love your outfit. You look mahvelous and ready to take on the 7 seas. BOL funny jokes!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

The Thuglets said...

Asta..you make a fabulous piwate!

we love yer outfit!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

Teesha and Bindie said...

we laught on the floor wiv you asta

Juno said...

Look at that sweet pirate! :) :)

Momo & Pinot xoxo