hewe is a bwief explanation:
as a young pup in Dogs wif Blogs, I fell head ovew paw in love wif Stanley of Goobewstan he is tall and handsome and the Woolew of his own countwy and vewy sweet and pawswaysive
but my sweet fwiends, life is not so simpull
Stanley got so busy wif wunning his countwy and taking cawe of his Giwl and his sissie , the cwown pwinsess Stella, that he couldn't spend any time wif me
I felt totally alone in the oonivewse
Gus Daggew but eawly on, I didn't have a chance, cause he was so vewy much in love wif the bootiful miss Snickews..last yeaw, Gussie's love had to leave fow the wainbow bwidge and as we wewe bof vewy lonely, we decided to keep each othew company
one thing led to anothew and ouw fwiendship blossomed into love
sounds like a happy ending wight?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all of a sudden Stanley told the wowld on that facebookie thing that he was in a welationship wif me
now, I have two wondewful tewwiewboyz who I'm huwting........I love them bof
will not, and can not decide,
and to make it even mowe complicated, thewe awe some othew sweetheawts who have been mowe than lovabull to me
My BFF Lacie has caught me out and wote the following lettew to me in my cap acity as love advice givew:
Dear Doggie Who Gives Advice to the Lovelorn,
Hi!! This is Miss Lacie Teacakes from da Burgh. I wanted to tell er ask you about my BFF who is um well ENGAGED TO TWO DOGS AT ONCE!!! See this one dog..he's a Dale...gave her this hooge rock engagement ring and then he like dropped off the face of the Earth and now he's back and on FB and he thinks they are still engaged but meanwhile she's engaged to this Foxy Wire Gussie who WAIT A MINUTE...JUST ONE MINUTE...I JUST realized she never told me about that...like the whole proposal...it must have been at the PWOM er Prom and I actually don't even know who asked who...er um whom. (Lacie has been studying the grammar book given to her by Miss Enid, but that's a Wheelie and well it's too long a story...)
So what do ya think she should do??? I mean I suppose she could channel her inner Audrey Hepburn (A Nun's Story) and go off to the Convent, but that would be a shame cuz then I would only be able to borrow her wimple and habit (um...is that like gum chewing?) and sensible shoes. Which is so like boring for me, the Lacie.
Perhaps she could relieve both of them from their potential troth and let ME AT THOSE BOYZ. Hmm...I don't see her doing that do you???
Or she could marry both kids? Course only one would be legal...I mean how fun is that??? Frankly, it's better when both are illegal...
Or she could just STOP worrying about it and enjoy the attention of two handsome boyz? And perhaps she might enjoy partaking of a large bowl of Schlag. I pretty much find that cures all problems. Not that too many boyz are EVER a problem for the Lacie...but I don't pretend to have your wisdom in these delicate matters.
So Miss Advice Lovelorn Doggie um I mean Doggie Who ...sheesch..that's just too long a title...what do you think she should do????
...I don't think it soots me, do you???
|so you see, I am not one to give any advice cause I have totally messed evewything up in my love life and potentially caused sadness to the sweetest boyz on eawf|
so, I'm handing in my wesignation
wespectful smoochie kisses