Monday, June 23, 2008

An Uwgent Call

I was sound asneep on the sofa..when an uwgent call came fwom my BFF Lacie..they just got home fwom vaceation, and she's in diwe need of nuwsing help fow
Stuffy Stan , who was badly injoowed in an encountew wif an ally gate ow.I gathewed up my nuwsie stuff...and gwabbed a cab to Gwand Centwal Station



It was cwowded as oosual..even though it was neawly midnight, but I managed to get a cawt and find the wight twack...hold on Lacie!!!! I'm on my way...just pick me up in the Burgh...OK???


I even bwought an extwa supew special stelth- a-scope...so I can get to the woot of his injoowies
any othew nuwsies out thewe pleez come too...theiw addwess is Scruffy ,Lacie and babyStan in Pittbuwgh..I'm suwe evewyone knows them and can diwect you to theiw house..see you thewe

39 comments:

BrandytheGreat said...

Asta!
You're one CUTE looking nurse! I'm sure Stan would heal in no time with you being there!

Petey said...

Dear Asta,

Do you think we should have a telethon to raise money for Stuffie Stan's medical expenses??? I can sing!

Your pal,

Petey

Alasandra said...

We are sure your nursing skills will restore Stan to health in no time. ~Socks, S & C

Lorenza said...

Hi, Asta!
Glad you went to help Stan to heal his injuries!
I am not a good nurse but I can learn from you and I'd be happy to help!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Peanut said...

I hope he gets better. With you nursing him how could he not.

4xBs said...

we saw stuffy stan's mom fighting off that alligator. we thought that Stan squished him and made the gator spit. it looked pretty cool. we think that you can nurse him back to health. be sure to stay away from that gator though.

woofs.

Lacy said...

w00f's Asta, poor stuffy stan, me iz shure u and lacie can fix him good as new...me sorrwy he goted hurt...

b safe,
~rocky~

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

Hi Asta,

I'll can come to help, Mom gave me a quick lesson in first aid, so I'm packing up supplies, and I'm being flown in by the Red Cross.

See you there!
Luna

Stanley said...

Sweet Astaroni!

WOWZA!!! You are the hottest little nursie girl I have EVER seen! One look at you and Stuffy Stan will be out of his bed in no time!

Personally, I can't wait until I need your nursie paw upon my fevered brow. I'd willingly get sick if you'd come see me in your nursie uniform!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Jackson said...

Shall I send Nurse Clarissa? Hehehe! I think I might be in need of your nursing skills, Asta. I got bitten on the ear yesterday by an AIREDALE!!!!! Don't worry, I'm fine but I had to have stitches. Boo! Will post about it tonight...J x

Amber-Mae said...

Asta, you're always there when your friends need your help!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Oh my crap!!! A gator!!! NOOOOOO! Save him Asta! Save him! I shall wear my gator collar whilst thinking of Baby Stan

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Oh my crap!!! A gator!!! NOOOOOO! Save him Asta! Save him! I shall wear my gator collar whilst thinking of Baby Stan

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Blue said...

Hi sweetie!

I saw what happened to poor Stuffie Stan - he looks in a bad way but I'm sure you'll be able to help.
Next time I'm off colour I'm calling for nurse Asta too.

Love, pats & pets
Blue

Noah the Airedale said...

We'd love to help Asta. Count us in.

Willow Tess & Lucy

Girl Girl Hamster said...

I hope you all take good care of poor stuffie Stan

~ Girl girl

Maggie & Mitch said...

Stuffy Stan will be in excellent hands with you in charge, Asta! Don't talk to strangers on the train!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Asta, you look fantastic in your nursing gear! Stuff Stan will be better in NO TIME with you in charge. Sloane is in New York at NYU! You might run into her on the street. Just look for a petite redhead who is very pretty! We told her to look for you. Mommy says that the next time she is in New York, she is coming to visit YOU! If you are ever in D.C., please let us know!

Best wishes to your sick friend!

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Asta -

Oh noooooooooooooo! Poor Stuffy Stan. We are sure you will nurse him back to health real soon. We'll go visit them too. Kaci and I are not the best nurses but call us if he needs lots of kisses!

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

OH Asta...thank you soooooooooooooooo much for coming...we had NO IDEA the extent of Stuffie Stan's injuries...(or the amount of beer that the boyz had been siphonin' into him!!) so all of the help arrivin' is so appreciated!! You and Agatha are such amazin' nurses...you immediately assigned Stuffie Stan to be a 3:1 nurse to patient ratio...yeppers..3 nursies to one Stuffie Stan...he's lovin' the attention...I was amazed how quickly you worked out a schedule so no dog or kitty was overwhelmed!

And Aggie got that IV started so quickly, you can tell she has experience on tiny hooman pups!

The emergency surgery that Snickers performed went well...thank Dog she's spent sooo much time assistin' Dr. Snitchybug...I hope Stuffie Stan is outta the ICU soon...it's hard to run the blender with all of the cords from the moniters in the way.

Oh my...I have to run and get some more ice...um...for the swellin' of course...

I hope Jackson is NOT in need of our services...HE GOT BITTEN BY A DALE??? Needed stitches??? I feel faint...all of this twauma...

barkies...oh...LOVE THOSE NURSIN' SHOES YA BOUGHT...Wow...

Lacie ur BFF!!

Pippa said...

Hey Asta
Sounds like you are on call at all hours - apart from when you are gadding round the world on vacation of course. That is so thoughtful of you to drop everything to go help.
Pippa

Mack said...

You make the cutest nursie ever!

Stuffy Stan is sure to get better with you there!

Ferndoggle said...

You are always ready to help out!! I think you're the cutest nurse on the planet.

Lola

Clover said...

I love those pictures! My grandma is a nurse - I wonder if she could teach me so that I could help out at times like these...
Love Clover xo

Renna the Princess Puppy said...

Oh no! My kitty sisters are nurses! Maybe they will let me barrow their outfits and quipment an I can come help! No fluffy should be in hurties!

slobber kisses

Sassy Kat said...

We were upset to know that Stan was injured and needed a nurse but we know he is in good paws with you on call. You will get him back to his old self in no time at all.
xoxoxo,
Your sissies!

Daisy said...

I read about that terrible alligator incident with Stuffie Stan. Alligators can be very, very dangerous. But I am sure you will get Stuffie Stan all fixed up in no time.

Victor Tabbycat said...

O Asta, I hopes yur furiend will be all better soon! Gwand Centwal Station? Dat's a train place an my beans is train-crazy!

I's tagged you fur a meme! Haf fun!

Jake of Florida said...

Good work, Asta. Ally gate ow bites are very serious and need trained medical intervention. We're glad you're on the job!!!

Jake and Just Harry

Petra said...

You are a gorgeous nurse, Asta, and you look like you'd be a great care-giver, but, um.... excuse me, Asta, I hate to ask... but I must. Do you give shots?

Deetz said...

Asta
I couldn't believe the news about the gator attack....its crazy.
I did however get a package from Faya and now I have my own bandanna with black cows on it....When you take a small break from nursing and giving injections come and see how adorable I am in my bandanna.....I want to marry Faya when I am two years old.
Hope all is well at your home and tell Auntie Karen I had mum take a photo of me just for her...its the last photo of me in my bandanna.
Hope she likes it.
Deetz

Aniemother said...

Best of luck, Nurse Asta!

Kisses,
B

Pearl & Opal & Harley said...

Asta, you are the bestest nursie in the world, so glad you are taking care of Stuffie Stan. Hope you don't need to fly to the UK for Jackson, but, I am sure he would love your nursie skills.

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ouch! Poor Stuffy Stan. We hope he wasn't hurt too bad by that alligator. We know you will take good care of him for your friends.

purrs and tail wags

Kirby said...

Hi Asta,

You are the best nurse ever. I'm sure stuffy stan will get better real soon with you taking care of him. Have fun in the 'burgh!

Your pal,
Kirby

Moco said...

You are one stylin' nurse. Grammie says, "Moco, if my patients saw Asta in the uniform they would get sober fast."

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We always thought nurses are boring until we saw you. You are the most fashionable n trendy nurse we ever seen.

Love
Boy n Baby

Agatha and Archie said...

Asta that is such a cute outfit! This is hard work isn;t it??? I have to fly we are off to London.......JAX WAS BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE.Love A+A

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Oh deer! I hayte it wen cats an dogs get hert! I hope he is ok. Giv him sum nose hugs for me, won't yu?

By the way, Dilly is arfter yor nerse's hat.

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