Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Soggy LonGisland and ASTA 's Advice column

We've been invited all summew by ouw fwiends to come fow a couple of days to theiw summew house on Lon Gisland and had to cancel about thwee times, so when they kindly asked again, we didn't have the guts to wefoose even though the weathew fowecast said it was going to be pouwing towwential wain all weekend

As pwedicted, it was wet and soggy , BUT, thewe wewe sometimes a few minutes when it stopped and I managed to escape out the doow (neawly giving Mommi a heawt atttack cause thewe is no fence)
finally, she said that I could go out as long as she and Daddi wewe thewe to catch me if I twied to go awound to the stweet



I fiwst went out all tied up..it was OK, but I wanted to wun like the wind

the fiwst day, it just didn't happen(xept the bwief heawt stopping) escapes,
cause the wain WEALLY stawtedto come down in buckets
so I decided to eat evewything in sight instead


thewe wewe yummie clams



lobstew

and fwesh cwisp salad      
(can you believe it? I love salad even)

some pasta

and I got some of all of those things

 (guilt wowks..you just have to look pitiful being locked in a house in the wain when thewe is all that gweat place to sniff the aiw and wun and play)


and hewe is the video of me wunning wild, hehehehe



in the end, I lept off into the sand and then evew so clevewly dove into the watew..Mommi wolled up hew pantses to come aftew me (silly woman got sopping wet fow no weason ) of couwse it stawted waining again doowing all this , so we got wet fwom the top and the bottom hehehehe

I just wanted to swim, and swim I did fow about fifteen minutes..glowious!!!!!!!
(no pictoowes of the swimming cause Mommi had to come in the watew and didn't want the camewa to dwown)


natoowally aftew my swim, I was subjected to towtoowe a baf, wif the excoose that I would be too itchy wif salt watew dwying on me, sheeeesh

then I took one last look and said goobye to the sea
(natoowally , just as we wewe leaving, the sun came out)


when I got home, thewe was a message fwom ouw beloved Mayow, Fwankie Fuwtew  fwom Blogville asking if I could be any help to all the woggies getting weady to go to the PAWM  (he is owganising it fow back to school days)
It seems many woofies awe having issues about getting dates, ow wanting to go alone and pawhaps meeting someone thewe

They cleewly need advice.......SO.............
I have decided to be an advice columnist and answew all those pesky pwoblems if I can
Fwankie thinks I can do this cause I live in NEWYAWK CITY and am in the pwime pawty section of town whewe any night of the week the stweets awe full of young giwls going out to dinnew and dancing ow simply teetewing along the cobble stones on theiw 8"platfowm heels while holding on to theiw date



I hope he's wight in his twust in me and I can answew youw questions
if you want to peemail me, my addwess is astawire@gmail.com

smoochie kisses

35 comments:

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Oh, Asta we thinks Fenris will need your advice. We will tell him to write you. ~The cats

PS: your vacation looks fun even with the rain, the food was yummy looking.

Frankie Furter said...

Asta... I LOVED your video... I have watched it clear through TWICE and have throughly enjoyed every second.
What a WONDERFUL location and a beautiful BEACH and Deck fur you to both ROMP and RELAX.

Now some of the questions that came in to ME.. Yesterday were:
What if I don't have a DATE? Could I still go to the PAWm?
Should I tell everybuddy that I NEED a Date... on my Blog... I do hate to BEG... What should I SAY??
MY MOM says I am too YOUNG to go? How old do you have to be.. to go to a PAWm?? I'm just 2.
Should I ask "my special girrrl" on MY blog ... or HERS??

NOW... you see why I (Frankie Furter) Was soooooo NOT up to answering these.. IMPAWtant questions. I know that everbuddy will be in Good Paws with YOU. You are Ever so Sophisticated and such!! THANKS GIRRRRRL.

Frankie Furter said...

OH Squirrels... Ooops sorry about that.. Butt I furgot these questions ..
I hope you can answer all of them.

?? I am a mixed breed... do you think that I could dare to ask.. a Pure Bred Girrrrrrl???

?? I don't know HOW to DANCE. No boys will ask me to go.. I just know it. What am I gonna do???
AND

?? Where will I even LOOK fur a Date???
SEE, Asta... I told you. I had about 87 emails and they really WANT Dates and HELP and stuffs.. It is all WAY over MY Head..
THANKS fur lending me a paw with this mess... ummm I mean IMPAWtant stuffs.

George the Lad said...

Asta you are the step Queen going up and down them on your video, me and mom laughed at you going up the steps to next door ;)
Great seeing a happy tail.
Now this party, you know me and Stanize are an item ;)well I'm a bit shy I would love to go, but what if she dosen't can I still go, my heart is with her so I don't think I could dance with another girl.
Have a good week
See Yea George xxx

Tessa the Maltese said...

Wow Asta you is one FAST girl!

I thinks you will be a pawsome advise pup!

woos, Tessa

Reilly / Bree said...

that was a real attack of the zoomies - but you looked like you had fun on your delicious mini vacation

rottrover said...

Oh Miss Asta,

You are soooo beautiful running your zoomies in the beautiful grass and we can't believe that you even went swimming! We never took you for a tom-girl!! thanks for sharing your beautiful mini-vaca with us.

-Gizmo, Bart and Ruby

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! Great RUN n Fetch! At least they brought you ... WoW! your peeps had tasty dines. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Sagira said...

Frankie sent me your way...see there is this BIG boy that I like...but I don't know if he likes me back. How do I get him to ask me on a date?

Finn said...

Aw, love your Long Island pics!

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a fabulous get-away you had, Asta! Great food and the time of your life being off-leash and running like crazy! We loved your video!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mr. Pip said...

ASTA!! I had no idea that you were such a world class runner! I always thought of you as a fashionista and creative type, but now I see you are also an amazing athlete! You go, girl!

Your admiring pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

Dat long island place looked like so much fun. Da grass was so green. Me saw you go in dat water. BOL

Looking forward to reading your advice column. Me needs all da advice me can get!

Oskar said...

You did good getting some yummies on your vacation. I'm sorry about all the rain.

I have a date for the pawm, Bella agreed to go with me, but I was hoping you could help me make a picture of the two of us!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Siku Marie, White Dog said...

Despite the rain, it looked like a pretty ddarned wonderful weekend. And dear friend, you are a beautiful runner...I would love to chase up and down the knolls at my favorite park with you, two gorgeous streaks on green dappled by sunlight through the oak trees.

STELLA from Down Under said...

Hi Miss Asta. Oh that food looked so yummy and now I know how you keep looking so fit and trim. You are an excellent runner. Is there nothing you can't do? No worries, and love, Stella

TwoSpecialWires said...

Asta ... Sissie ... your trip to Long Island looks like it was a great smilemaker for everyone ... despite the rain. It sure made Moma smile when she read about it and watched you run.

We are trying hard to work our way backwards and find out just what we have been missing in your life. We think the idea of your becoming an Advice Columnist is perfect for you ... we know no one else who could be a better role model or provide better solutions to dilemmas. You are so chic and so experienced. Good job for landing that responsibility. Maybe it will help to take your mind off the rainy (or hot?) weather that is prob'ly still around the corner.

Love you so much, Sissie. That doesn't change. Even when we're gone for a long long time.
BruvverJake and SissieFergi

Sarge said...

Hey Asta!
Wow, I'm so glad you are helping everyone with the Blogville Singles Scene. Sounds like lots of questions are out there!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

houndstooth said...

You'll do a great job with the advice column!

Your trip looks like it was all kinds of fun! I'm glad you went, despite the crazy weather!

Bunny

Gus said...

That looks like a sooper adventue on Long Gisland.

Now, as to this advice column. Would you give me some advice on how to maintain a long distance romance with the world's most popular pup? When my muzzer is not cooperating.

many kisses
gussie

Wyatt said...

What a great summer get away! We know all about being wet terriers, we don't mind one bit!
So, you are giving love advice now....I'm sure we have many questions for you, Asta!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Sally said...

Wow Asta - those were some great action packed moves!

We could not think of a better advice columnist then you! I think Paddy might write to you - he is quite shy and would like to date but would not know how to go about it.

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Rubie said...

Lucky girl - off on hollingdays AGAIN!! It was funny that you kept goin' to the next door porch!!! he he he!

You looked really happy.

I'm sure you will give excellent advice for those goin' to the pawm.

Tail Wuggles, Rubie.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie said...

Oh Asta we just loved watching you whizz about on the grass and then into the water. You Mommi is very talented being able to film you, keep the camera steady and chase after you while rolling up her trouser legs at the same time. Hee heee, it did make us chuckle a lot.

Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

Mango said...

Miss Asta! What a wonderful happy making movie to see you smiling and bouncing around like that.

I am sure your dating advice will be most sought after. Even, I, Mango, have a question.... I will peemail it to you in privates.

Slobbers,
Mango

Mack said...

My mom says you have the best manners ever-- cause I would be all over dem oysters and lobsters!!
You will make the pawfect columnist. The New Yawk Post will be knocking at your door!!

Sarge said...

HEY ASTA!
WOW, I HAVE A HUGE QUESTION!

IF I WEAR A TUX, WILL I HAVE TOO MANY TAILS?!?!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Maggie Mae said...

OoH Asta,

It wuz so much fun to watch you in your video and I know you will give great advice to any body who needs it! :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

EXCUSE ME...THIS IS GOING TO MAKE MUMSIE LATE FOR HER APPOINTMENT, but YOU are doing a DATING ADVICE COLUME?? HUH??? O M D.

OK...

Dear Asta,

This is Lacie Teacakes. What does one do when one has tooooooo many boyz and soooooooooooo little time. I'm just sayin'....

Oh,,,,and can you fix the motor on my broom? Didn't know if your advice in womance of the heart extended to mechanical adventures...but my love life IS affected my my broom's performance or lack thereof.

Loved the pix and videos of your small square self chasing the ball and being Scruffy...you two are siblings, I'm just saying...

Mumsie's now late...

Miss Teacakes...XXOO

Neeko said...

Wow! Miss Asta... What a Pawsome time you had on your mini vacation. Sorry about the rain but at least you had a chance to swiiiiiim. Yay!
Meee loves your header :o)

Smooches,
Neeko :o)time you had on your mini vacation. Sorry about the rain but at least you had a chance to swiiiiiim. Yay!
Meee loves your header :o)

Smooches,
Neeko :o)

Neeko said...

Hmmm! What on Earth happened to my comment??? Argh... Well you get the point.

Smooches,
Neeko :o)

Sally said...

Oh Asta what a wonderful vacation.
I Love your video.

Nice woooh
Sally

Bocci said...

Loved that video, Asta-so glad to see you have so much fun-and lots of exercise! (And we love the song, too)

We can hardly wait to read your advice column! Parental Unit wants to know if it's just for dogs, or can you give her advice, too????? Hehehe

kissa-bull said...

oh asta you will be a great columnist carrie bradshaw in the furs for sures.. we is so exciteables about this and boy we are sure glad you got to go in the water it looks like fun although its againts the pibble religion to have contact wiff the waters tee hee hee

pibble sugars
the pittie pack

littlemissjackie said...

Gosh Miss Asta, what fun to run on that nice grass! I could hear it squishing in the video! I would luv to find a date for the PAWM and I'm wondering if you could help me find someone to accompawny me. I hope there's a nice gentledog in Blogville who would appawciate an older, pleasingly plump-type lady who can still dance up a storm! My brudder Dillon would love to go too, he doesn't dance as much as he used to but he is as nice as they come and would make someone a super date! Thank you, Miss Asta!

Barks and hopeful wiggles,

Jackie