Thursday, June 18, 2009

a Disastew!

Thank you fow all youw congwatulations to Mywna and Gilbewt and to me as the auntie and to GwamMommi and Gwandaddi..
we couldn't be happiew wif little Romy, and pwoudew of Mywna



we wewe sent the official Biwf cewtificate fwom Snitchybug dog hospital..isn't it wondewful????????

so why, might you ask is Mywna sobbing and inconsolable????


she keeps saying that hew baby is missing

natoowally, evewyone thought it was just post baby depwession

but aftew going outside the hospital gwounds, she collapsed and said this is what she saw:



at fiwst no one believed hew and thought maybe it was the dwugs ow something, but I know my sissie, and she wouldn't make stuff up



I finally calmed hew down and said I would look into it fow hew
she ws able to take cawe of little Romy aftew a while..cleaned hew up

and fed hew

I left them sneeping..bof exhausted

I went to investigate..took out my been ockoolaws and went to the woof to have a good look awound


to my dismay, this is what I saw

I knew thewe was something evil about those biwds..they'we the same ones who awe always twying to eat the bootiful Koi at Butchy and Snickews' house, and now they snatched Mywna's second baby fwom wight undew evewyone's noses.


(appeawantly, while Romy was tempowawily in distwess, and evewyone was twying to save hew, the second baby was bowned. He was much smallew and came vewy easily.....he was immeadiately stolen by the luwking evildoews)

This is a disastew!!!!
Whatevew awe we going to do???and why would they take an innocent wheeley baby???

44 comments:

Petey said...

That bird looks like Jake and Just Harry's friendly Heron. Maybe he thought he was a stork and since the baby looks like a WFT wheelie, he was delivering it to Jake and Just Harry. Plenty of babies have two daddies, after all.

I'd place a call to Florida.

Your pal,

Petey

TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh dear. We are much too far behind. And we've missed a lot while we've been wheeling down the road. Please accept our congratulations, best wishes, regrets, concerns, prayers, and everything else while we catch up. We don't know whether to be happy or sad or some combination in between.

By the way.... we've some special news, ourselves, but we're not quite sure how to share it. Or when. Everything is in good hands, so we're pretty confident that cards will fall in good order. We'll keep you posted.

We love you, Asta. And we love Myrna and Gilbert and their babies and your mommi and daddi, too.
You mean a lot to us.

Jake and Miss Fergi

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Call in the dog police. Maybe they can help with those dog nappers?

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Deetz said...

OMG.....The horror!
I must look away, it is all too frightening a scene....
Deetzy

JB's Big World said...

This is truly horrific!
--JB

Molly and Taffy said...

Oh Asta

What on earth is going to happen? This is a monumentous disaster, poor Myrna. We do hope this can all be sorted out very quickly!

We are off on holiday for a week so we do hope there is good news when we return.

Molly and Taffy xx

Lucia said...

Ciao, il mia cara Asta!

Quick!!! Call Ruby and have her get AireRuby out of the hangar to chase down and intercept this bird!!! Ruby is such a sweetheart, you just know she'll rush to help!!

Poor Myrna! Please give her lots of smoochies from me and tell her everything's going to turn out ok!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

The OP Pack said...

Poor Myrna - we hope someone has some answers for where this poor little baby has been taken.

Gus said...

Hmmm...maybe Butchy can chase the bad bird in his little yellow plane. Or maybe Dr. Snitchybug has an answer. Smartest Doc I never saw.

gussie

the 4 Bs said...

oh dear, this is terrible. we were all so happy to hear about the birth of Romy, but now THIS! this tiny baby being snatched by those EVIL birds. maybe out little Jasper Beetle bird should get out there and find those mean birds. Jasper Beetle can be very cranky and she could give those big birds a bite that would make them cry. we need to get little wheely baby back for Myrna!!!!

woofs.

tula said...

I saw the Wheelie Alert-- there's bound to be someone to find Myrna's lost baby wheelie. Don't give up!

kisses, tula

Lacy said...

w00fs, hmmm this is rite outta one of those shows me daddy watches on sci fi...sure hope u can find Myrna and Gilberts baby..

b safe,
~rocky~

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Oh please...

No dingoes!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Hi Myrna and Gilbert,
Congrats on the birth of your beautiful babies!
I can't believe what I read, puppy kidnapping right in the daylight, oh my, your life is so dramatic!
Myrna, are you sure puppy Roma was born on June 21, I look at my calendar, today is just 18, are we so back to the future or what?
I keep praying for a happy reunion, k?
Lo y'all

Lorenza said...

another baby?? OMD!
We need a plan to catch that bird!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Asta -

We are so sad to read about Myrna's babies. Those evildoer birds look really scary and creepy. We are sending you healing licks and paw hugs that the babies will be returned soon.

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

P.S. Mama put Bosco on alert to look out for Myrna's babies.

Rocky Creek Scottie Adventures said...

We knew those creepy birds were up to no good. Is this a case for CCSI??? Please let us know how we can help.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Koobuss said...

Oh no, kousin Asta!! That's just terrible! I hope everything turns out okay for them.

Do you think that the birf certifi-cat having a date on it that hasn't occurred yet could be the problem? Something very strange is going on here!!

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Kousin Koobie

Mango said...

What the heck? Those birds fly over our house all the time. If one of them drops the baby in the yard I will let you know.

Slobbers,
Mango

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh my dearest Myrna...I know we'll get our child back soonest, my Darling...now don't weep...it's bad for your milk production...

I was going to ask Mango for help, but he looks like all he's going to do is meditate on the matter...do you think that stoopid bird is going to drop him/her off at Jake's and Just Harry's?????

Oh my Sweet...I just don't know what to do....that bird wouldn't have dropped the baby in the KOI POND would he?????

Please don't give up hope...I'm pleading with anyone who has seen them to contact us immediately....

I love you...

Gilbert.....

Agatha and Archie said...

DO YOU NEED ANY HELP????????????????????????????????????Love A+A

Joe Stains said...

Oh no this is terrible!! Where do you think they would have taken that poor baby?? What do birds want with a cute wheely dog???

FrecklesandDeb said...

Oh this is terrible! We wish we could help! What about that flying bus? Could the CCSI gang help out?

Stanley said...

Sweetpea Astaroni!

I am shocked and sad! I am at your service. Whatever I can do to help, Stella and I will do whatever we can. What's been done so far? Do we need to get Joe Stains, Private Eye, on the case?

Goober love & smooches to you, Myrna, Gilbert, Grandmommi & Grandaddi,
Stanley

Martha Basset said...

Oh Asta
We are having a quick run round the blogs before mum leaves for work!
We are now so worried we think she might be late!!
What on earth - another wheelie baby we didn't know about and now it has been taken away by a big bird!!!
What will we do!
We will keep looking up at the sky today and let you know if we see any sign of that big bad bird with the new wheelie baby.
We do hope we dont fall down any holes while we have our eyes fixed on the sky!
Try not to worry.
love
Martha & Bailey xxxx

Hamish Westie said...

Yes, a disaster indeed. But I have confidence that the collective creativity of the dogblogosphere will find a solution. I myself am not too hot on chasing birds, but surely there are some gundogs and their humans out there who could help out?
Cheers, H.

Mack said...

Oh No! This is just terrible!

Clive said...

Oh dear! Not good news at all!

Those cranes keep trying to eat the goldfish in our pond too! We don't like those birds at all!

lots of woofs
Clive

Maggie and Mitch said...

OMG, this is just awful! We hope the vulture-bird realizes that he's made a huge oopsie and brings your precious wheelie baby right back to your waiting paws, Myrna!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Abby said...

Hi, Asta...

Oh No...We know those birds were up to no good...

Poor Myrna...She must be beside herself...

Please keep us posted...

Abby xxxooo

pughy said...

You only need to look at those birds to see what they are like. If you need help my friend I am accross the pond today..Just shout..


Hugs GJ xx

Alasandra said...

We will be keeping our eyes peeled for the evil birds and do all in our power to rescue Myrna's baby. In fact we saw a huge bird down at the pond yesterday. We shall go right now and check into it. ~Socks, Scylla, Charybdis & Fenris

Daisy said...

OH NOES! Storks Gone Bad! I will keep my eyes peeled for the evil stork.

Hollie and Janie said...

Asta,
That is absolutely terrible!! You must get that baby wheelie home!!!
Love,Janie

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

ASTA....THIS IS TRAGIC!!! We have to get that little wheelie back to Myrna and Gilbert! Bad birdies!!!

How can we help??? We will see if they fly over DC!!!

We do love the new little girl wheelie's name!!!

WE WILL KEEP AN EYE OUT!!!

Love, uSSSSS

Persephone and Buster said...

OMG asta!!!! pooooooor myrna, i hope you track down the stork that did this. we'll keep our very sharp eyes peeled for flying wheelieeez. never fear...theBUSTER is here to aid you in your quest.
oh....and the gurlz will also aid you in your quest....i was just rudely jumped upon by the two blue terrors..
theBUSTER, Ms. Persephone & Ms. Blue

The Furry Kids said...

Oh no! We'll keep our eyes peeled for that mean bird. Please give Myrna lots of smoochie kisses from us. We feel so bad for her.

Love,
Tazo

Rosie said...

Oh Asta we must put out an Awbewr Awert immediately for this little missing wheelie baby!
Asta to the wescew.
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

Petra said...

What the heck is going on? Call Nancy Grace and have her follow this story.

Jake of Florida said...

Dear Friends,

This is Jake and Just Harry's Heron-Cam. I just learned of the terrible tragedy perpetuated by a sinister and evil-looking B I R D. Please, please, please realize that, although we are both of the avian group, I was in no way involved and wish only the quickest recovery for Myrna and Gilbert's baby son.

I was enjoying a little bit of down time, but in light of this terrible emergency, I have decided that I will do my best to search the skies and the favorite watering holes of similar long-legged birds and see what I can find.

After that eerie ransom note, there is no doubt that this was a malicious act, and not a simple misguided stork delivery.

I have also asked Jake and Just Harry's wheelie look alikes, Maigret and Clouseau, to put their thinking caps on and see what they can come up with.

Your saddened friend,

Heron-Cam

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Poor Myrna! We need to find a Bloodhound to go look for that baby!! F.A.S.T. We'll start lookin for one right away!!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Dennis the Vizsla said...

I'll bet they're going to sell the baby to a celebrity looking for a trophy adoption!

Momo and Pinot said...

Mmmmmm.... Is Myrna gonna be ok??

Momo & Pinot

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

is there a ransom note??
Morgan