NurseMyrna

Hi Evewyone..this is Myrna...I don't have any big stuff to tell you cause I wan out of time.

I'm going ovew to Scruffy ,Lacie and babySTan's to help Koobie and Agatha nuwse StuffyStan
...he's lots bettew, but not out of the woods yet accowding to head nuwse Agatha.

Asta and Lacie took off fow England suddenly...something about Theiw Deaw Jackson...
and boy did Asta get a talking to fwom Daddi when he saw what she was weawing yestewday at midnight at gwand Centwal Station!!!..he was appaled, and wouldn't let hew out of the house till she put on hew nuwsie cape that gowes to the floow(but I happen to know she still has the same nuwsie dwess on undewneath..she said Jackson needed cheewing up as much as pills)

I suwe hope all the west of ouw pals stay healthy..we'we exhausted !...seee you soon
love and wheeley smoochies
Myrna

An Uwgent Call

I was sound asneep on the sofa..when an uwgent call came fwom my BFF Lacie..they just got home fwom vaceation, and she's in diwe need of nuwsing help fow

Stuffy Stan , who was badly injoowed in an encountew wif an ally gate ow.I gathewed up my nuwsie stuff...and gwabbed a cab to Gwand Centwal Station



It was cwowded as oosual..even though it was neawly midnight, but I managed to get a cawt and find the wight twack...hold on Lacie!!!! I'm on my way...just pick me up in the Burgh...OK???

I even bwought an extwa supew special stelth- a-scope...so I can get to the woot of his injoowies
any othew nuwsies out thewe pleez come too...theiw addwess is Scruffy ,Lacie and babyStan in Pittbuwgh..I'm suwe evewyone knows them and can diwect you to theiw house..see you thewe

Shocked and Disappointed Asta

I haven't told you about this tewwible miscawwiage of justice until now, cause othew stuff kept coming up...but I can not contain myself any longew

I was walking on my oosual woute in the neighbowhood, when I spotted this sign

I couldn't believe my eyes..even aftew I went weally close to look...now ouw neighbowhood has these signs up all the time..a lot of TV shows and Films get made awound ouw stweets...mostly it used to be Sex in the City, ow Law and Owdew in its infinite vawieties...but this time it was.......NICK AND NORA

This is unbelievable my fwiends....HOW COULD THEY??????????
evewyone knows that the wole of Asta has to be played by a WFT..and I suwe wasn't notified...
now wewe any of my fwiends..like Agatha and Archie, Gussie, my Cousins Butchy and Snickers, Jackson, kousin Koobuss, Eric Squawe Face, my twin Asta la Vista, Buster, Axel, Lenny, Dewey Dewster ow his Mom Asta Marie, Jake and Just Harry, Scruffy, Luna, Romeo, Ozzy, Sam ,Magic Fee, hew pawents Mango and Pawty, Tell , Mack, Bebe, Banba ow Dean-O..
( I know any of them would have been mawvelous in the wole)
I think we need to hiwe a weally good lawyew..this is unbelievable...cleawly a case of DISCWIMINATION...they'we pwobably using some doggie who is welated to the pwoducew ow something...thewe was no open call....a DISGWACE!!!!!!!

Mommmi twied to calm me down wif a nocciola Gelato

Ok ..ummmm........let me taste

Oh, All Wight..I'll eat it, but I'm still upset

LADIES' DAY AT ASCOT

My deaw fwiend Blue invited me to Ladies' Day at Ascot...I am thwilled!!!!!!!

I asked Stanley if he would accompany me, he, of couwse had aweady weceived his special invitation fwom the Queen. As a fellow wulew and ownew of his own countwy of Goobewstan, she was anxious that he come.He gwaciously accepted.
I went shopping fow the pawfect dwess....we awwived, and went to the waces in an open cawwiage..it was so womantic.......

untill.....Pwincess Stella popped up, hehehehehe..the little cutie thought that a hat full of candy was just the thing...well it wasn't neawly as womantic, but cewtainly even mowe fun wif hew alongAftew the wace ,
Stanley had to take Stella home..she was too young fow the ball.....so we said a sad fawewell, and I stayed at Ascot by myself.........I hope some othew fwiends show up so I won't be lonely.
I know Archie and Agatha won't be hewe cause the Celtics won(YEAH!!!!) and they awe in the celebwation pawade...
and My best fwiend Lacie is in Hilton Head wif hew whole family..so no nice giwlie fun..but I heawd that Girl Girl might be hewe..I hope so ..I can't wait to see hew outfit...I don't know who else was invited, so it will be a gweat suwpwise if I wun into mowe fwiends...maybe even someone to dance wif at the ball.

dwinking by myself is just not that much fun...sighhhhhhhhhhhh

Petey's sleepover continues, hehehe

We'we weady ..waiting fow Daddi to take us to the wun..hoomans awe soooooo slow!

Being city kids, we have pawfect elevatow etti-kette

you have to weally pull to get to the wun..Daddi says if thewe was one mowe puppy, we would be a twoika, hehehehehe




finally we get to the gates of the wun..it's only two blocks fwom my house, but it seems like fowevew when I want to get thewe, and Petey feels the same way...welll...let us in!!!!!!!

I found a giant owange ball wight away

I jumped into the little pool, my fwiend Normie was aweady thewe..but that's OK

Petey had his oosual tennis ball obsession, and then had to cool off

aftew the wun, we played some mowe at home...sowwy about the dawkness..Daddi fowgot to tuwn on the light

we'we so pooped, all we want to do is go to bed.....I found a gweat new way to sit..Petey makes an excellent pillow

befowe we went to sneep , we told some scawy ghost stowies

this has been anothew gweat day..night night evewyone

to evewyone's Daddi's out thewe..I hope you have a pawsome day!!!!!!!

THANK YOU DADDI FOW ALWAYS BEING THEWE FOW ME FWOM THE FIWST MOMENT I SAW YOU..YOU AWE THE BESTEST DADDI IN THE OONIVEWSE
youw little Asta pupcake fowevew

First Day of Petey's sleep over

Well yestewday was the fiwst day of my fwiend Petey's sneepovew, and we got wight down to ouw oosual westling ovew the tennis ball ..two stubbown tewwiews..it's a dwaw!!

latew that day auntie Kawen came by and we bof enticed hew to thwow the ball fow us

Petey is way mowe patient than I am..I'm like a jumping bean

Mango pointed out that my videos have that Blaiw Witch pwoject feel about them with Mommi's wiggly camewa technique, hehehehe...she's just no good at playing and filming at the same time..and we'we hawed to follow..so sowwy if any of you get dizzy watching these

little naps wewe taken in between(notice what I did to my footie..I chewed it. and it's now bettew, but Mommi shaved it to put medcin on it

we wewe hoping Daddi was about to come home, so we would have yet anothew playmate
but Mommi is the only one we can weally con into endlessly thwowing ow kicking the ball



we settld down to some TV watching in bed, and of couwse Mommi immediately distoowbed us wif the camewa

I was checking on Petey..he was concked out

so I joined him in tandem snoozing

Daddi thought this was funny..Mommi, not so much hehehehe

just when we weally got into a deep sneep...Daddi dwagged us out fow a last walk

when we came back, we bof assumed the cowwect position fow a midnight cookie snack

As you can imagine, aftew ouw walk we wewe enewgised again, and couldn't undewstand why my pawents wanted to sneep...hoomans awe weiwd!!!

anyway we had a gweat fiwst day..we'll see what intewesting mischief we can find tomowwow..we'we helping Mommi paint a pictoowe, and hew haiw..should be fun, heheheh


BTW...My dawling fwiends Opus and Roscoe (the ones I visited in Italy) have had theiw magic flying van go missing...pleez be on the lookout fow it in youw neighbowhood, and if you see it, snap a pictoowe and tell Opus and Roscoe..they awe despewately twying to get it back

Peanut's gift to me in Goodie exchange

This is a post about mowe genewosity!!!




my sissy Momo cat just had her blogovewssawy, and gave anyone who visited a chwistal wose..isn't it bootiful??..go visit hew and wish hew happy blogovewsawy!!!then my othew sissy SASSY
passed this awawd on to me "for Asta's love of life and the caring for all who visit at her place."
AWWWWWW, thank you sissy

and then!!!!!..TAH DAH!!!!! my gift fwom Peanut came!!!!Peanut got my name in the goody exchange, and boy am I lucky!!! hewe I am checking out my package

I couldn't believe my eyes..just look at all these fabulous toys!!! and bling!!!!! a gowgeous chawm fow my collaw
I had to get a closew look...mean Mommi wouldn't give all of it to me at once..WHY??????

Isn't this the coolest giwlie slippew..I love the pink and gween togethew..it's so spwingy and bootiful..we couldn't get an in focus pictoowe of my diamond chawm..but believe me it's pawfect

I stawted to investigate it immediately

then I got distwacted by my fabulous OWANGE!!!! knobbly ball..it feels gweat and squeeks too


aftew a lot of begging, Mommi welented and gave me anothew one of the balls...I love it!!!




we awe lousy at videos, no patience fow adding moosic and Mommi's hand always wobbles when she is twying to play wif me at the same time as taking the pictoowe, hehehehe

Well at least you can get the idea of how much I'm loving all these wondewful giftses!

THANK YOU SO VEWY MUCH PEANUT!!!!!! EVEWYTHING IS PAWFECT

Unfowtunately, my tewwiewist tactics, made the owange ball splode. but I still love it and play wif it anyway..I don't cawe if it's empty at all

This is so gweat, cause I was going nuts being inside(it's too hot to go to the wun)
THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU

my TWIN and LIL-SISSY

I bet you think this is my pwesent fwom the gift exchange, but you'we wong...this was a total suwpwise

a gweat big box addwessed to Mommi , Daddi and ME

I had to investigate immediately

thewe was a bootiful lettew and tons of stuff fow all of us fwom my twin Nicky

let me explain!!!

as some of you know, I was bowned in Nowf Cawolina..one of six bootiful kids (thwee boys, and thwee giwls) at Birchhuwst Kennels

I was known as giwl-shouldew -one-spot...not a vewy pwetty name, but it descwibed me

thewe was anothew one-spot kid..a handsome boy , who was named Nicky by his wondewful new pawents, who took him home to annofew pawt of nowf Cawolina

I don't have a baby pictoowe of him to show you

ouw dog-mom is this bootyful lady , called Tweasuwe

and ouw Dog-dad is this studly guy, called Rocky

Nicky gwew up to be a vewy handsome boy, and he saw my bloggie one day, and stawted witing me...and so we found each othew again...I hope to one day go to visit him so we can see each othew in pawson, but meanwhile, I have to be content wif pictoowes and lettews

this is my handsome bwuvvew Nicky

in one of his lettews he told me the exciting news, that his pawents went back and got him a baby sissy fwom the same place..she's ouw half-sissy...and hew name is Jenny...isn't she bootiful??

Nicky has a polka dotted tummy just like me...we have decided that we awe twins, not just littewmates

Jenny was a handful fow Nicky at fiwst, she kept challenging his seniowity but now they have wowked things out and awe wondewful bwuvvew and lill-sissy, and awe soooo lucky to have each othew to play wif

awen't they adowable?????

hew favowitest colow is pink, and his is blue

and she is now abootiful young lady


anyway..I digwess......
Nicky,Jenny, and theiw pawents sent us this pwesent..they felt bad fow all the wotten times we've had lately, and sent us theiw love and gifts to cheew us

this magnificent bag is all fow me!!! isn't it gowgeous??? OWANGE!!!! you'll note, and full of goodies
I got a faboolous duck stuffy, a pawfect pink chewy fwom Jenny, a suede and wope bone, and the most delicious, healthy fabulous tweats........I love evewything!!! THANK YOU SO VEWY MUCH!!!!!!!


and look at this !!!!!! theiw Mom collects bootiful chwistal and silvew, and found this pattewn called "fiwst love" and sent it to my pawents..it's fowm the time of Mommi's favowitest womantic ewa(Nicky's Mom's too)...the time of black and white films, and fox tewwiews galowe



these glasses awe pawfect fow champagne ow pawtinis..and we will toast theiw families' good health on many , many occasions...we awe so gwateful and happy with evewything you sent...Thank you is not enough...
This is a pwetend pictoowe of Nicky and me togefew...the two shouldew-one-spots..twins!!!!
I think family and fwiends awe the most impowtant things in the wowld, and I feel so lucky to have my twin
I hope you all had a gweat weekend..
smoochie kisses
ASTA