Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Mommi should'nt go to see cewtain films

WAWNING!!!!
Don't let youw pawents go see films that make them eat and dwink too much, cause this might happen:

Last night Mommi and Daddi went to the movies, stopped on the way home fow a glass of wine, then went and bought some bwead and cheese and when they got home ate it all up

(of couwse this was aftew a big dinnew befowe they went)...........................

The next mowning
Mommi woke up and said she had the stwangest dweam

appeawantly, I was at a cooking school in Pawis and Tannew and Joey and I wewe chopping mounds of onions

then Mango twied to sell me some shellfish while Gussie, babyStan, Alfie , Jake and Just Harry loitewed on the stweet

I assembled all the food in my kitchen wif all the coppew pots(yeah shoowe, hehehehe)

and then whipped up a wondewful Buw Blank to go wif the fish I had cooked
I used evewy bowl in the whole place

finally, I invited some fwiends to sample my food on ouw wooftop (which was suwpwisingly twanspawted to an outew buwwuw...at least those guys have a good view of my city, hehehe)

fwiends visible awe Gussie,Eric,Toffee,babyStan,JakeRuby,Lacie,Petey,Wosie and my sissie Fewgie..I'm suwe thewe wewe lots of othews thewe but Mommi couldn't fit them into the pictoowe she was descwibing

Aftew dinnew, I wote all about it on my blog...........

well, when Mommi descwibed all this to me, I wanted to know how come aftew all that food I bought and made, I still feel stawved?
but aftew looking in the miwwow, I decided maybe she was wight, and all this did happen..
I seem to have gained a twememdous amount of weight ovew night.
I'm off to a spa wif some of my giwlfwiends on monday. I hope I'll be back to myself by then.

Meantime.........................BONE APPETIT!!!!!!!!

and smoochie kisses

53 comments:

Inky and Molly said...

Bone Appetit indeed. Looks like you were cooking up a storm there. We can't see us at the dinner table though???

TwoSpecialWires said...

Now Moma knows why I had lettuce between my teeth and Jake's beard smelled like mussels and other shellfish. We weren't going to tell her, but the word's out! She said it was all right, though, so long as we'd share the recipes and tell her what kind of wine was served. (We need your help! We didn't pay that close attention!)

It was a great time. Tell AmiMommi and Daddi they can go to as many late movies as they want, so long as we can come visit! You are a great hostess! And it's hard to imagine that you gained a tremendous amount of weight! You just want a good excuse to go to a spa!

We love you,
SissieFergi and BruvverJake (who is snoring off his excesses)

MoMo said...

Oh sissy Asta, I do really think that Mommi has a severe dose of withdrawal from adventures/photoshopping.

Bon appetit! Enjoy yourselves!!

Cheyenne -Millie said...

Wow! What a funny dream! You grew so tall at cooking school! And you met all those other pups that were cooking!

Huskee and Hershey said...

Are you sure you trust Tanner in the kitchen??

Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

Joey and Tanner, together, with knives?? Oh, Asta, that could of taken a bad turn...
your pal, Morgan

Maggie and Mitch said...

What a great dream! We're definitely sending mom and dad to see that movie and hoping that your dream turns into reality at our house!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Rocky Creek Scotties and Java said...

What a fun dream. Our Mom always has those strange dreams if she eats to close to bedtime.

XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

Alasandra said...

Enjoy your spa day.

You deserve it after the fantastic meal you cooked. ~S,S,C & F

Mango said...

Are you sure that was a dream? I could swear I smell fish.

Slobbers,
Mango

The Airechicks said...

WOW -

Looks like Julia was channeling ......

XXoooXXoooxxXooo

Mack said...

Wow - that was one wild and crazy dream your mommi had!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Sheeshch...that Mango...he smells fish cuz he's covered in SUDS...

Oh Asta...that dream was the best...I had the same dream....all that food!! And Joey had a HOOGE bottle of Heinz ketchup that just totally added to the flavor of ur amazing cooking...

Um...that apron does look a little snug on ya....course I do remember you eatin' an entire loafie of French bread with a hooge plate of butter....mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

I dunno, Asta...perhaps we need a makeover or somethin'...???

Love ya lots...I gotta get Mumsie to work...sigh...

Love and kisses...Laciegirlie

Gus said...

Buttter! UUUUMMMMMM...


We didn't get any of those recipes cooked for us yet here in Mayemphis, so we were happy to join you for dinner

gussie n teka

Persephone and Buster said...

hi asta.....hey i think our humom's saw that same movie...she came home w/the idea that us irish dogz were put on the earth to enjoy french cuisine...and....well she cooked up some turkey w/herbeez duh proooovahnce in them.. and said that same thing bone apetit moneeeeeameee ...but i didn't see any bones... what's with this...
is it a cult?
theBUSTER, Ms.Persephone & Ms.Blue..busily DIGGING <----

Abby said...

Hi, Asta...

That was quite a dream...

My Mom says she's gonna have to go see that movie, cuz she's always trying to get someone else to do the cooking around here...

Abby xxxooo

Hollie and Janie said...

What a delicious dream! I bet you would be an excellent cook! What time's dinner?
Love,
Janie

Randi said...

Awww Asta -
Maybe next time your Mommi & Daddi need to take you along to the movies to shap-a-ronie them! Seems like they need a bit of guidance!

& I LOVE the new piccy you have on your header! I can see your right front leggie...& your right back leggie...but it looks like you are missing limbs or just completely sitting up on your bum bum like the good little girl that you are!

Love & Licks,
Randi

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello asta its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that luks like a grayt party with gud dogs and lots of yummy fud i must see this dokyoomentry yoo ar tawking abowt!!! ok bye

The OP Pack said...

Bone appetit a toi aussi!!! Mom can't get Dad to go to that movie with her, she says maybe she will take us - think they pass out samples?

Woos, the OP Pack

The Furry Kids said...

Hee hee!

Anonymous said...

As an ex-New Yowkew (now stuck in the mid-west) dachshund who used to think of Riverside Park as my back yard and Central Park as the front lawn, I loved the “outew buwwuw” comment!

We love your blog, thanks for making my mommy laugh and reminding me of how fun and active life can be for a pooch in the city.

Sophie

Petey said...

Hmmm, that pie was indeed dreamy! But the sight of Tanner in the kitchen with a sharp knife??? Nightmare! Let's face it, we all know he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer!

Your pal,

Petey

Joe Stains said...

omdog Tanner with knives, that sounds like a nightmare to me :) I sure hope Mom sees that movie soon and brings home some cheese for us!! That would be pawesome. What a fun post Asta!

Martine said...

oh my gosh!!!!! That is so neat.... I love that dream and hope it really did happen!

xo martine

Moco said...

Are you sure that you didn't drug mommi so that you could have that wonderful party?

Eric said...

Teeheee, you cooked up a storm Asta!! Dinner was delish. And the bread and cheese course was pawfect.

Mom told me she was sure she saw you in Purrr eee out shopping .Told her she was mistaken Asta..secrets safe with me.

Wiry loves and kisses Eric xxxxx

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Any excuse for a trip to the spa will do!

Reading your post made us all hungry.

Lulu & Lolly wrote Merci a story and you're mentioned.

ScrapsofMe said...

Oh my...I'm feeling empty! Is it dinner time yet?

sniffing around the table for fall-overs...

Bonnie

Clive said...

We had never heard of Julia Child but a few weeks in Boston changed all that! There were books about her, about her cooking, about the film everywhere - the little man's mum just finished reading 'My Life in France' last night! She can't wait for the film to come to Ireland. From knowing nothing about Julia Child - she served up aigo bouido to us all tonight - luckily I like garlic!!

Great post!

Take care
Clive

Kali said...

Asta,

What a wonderful dream! Thank you for visiting and commenting my blog. I will be visiting your blog a lot too so feel free to stop by whenever you want.

Kali

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Asta, what a good cook you are. I will come to your next dinner party.
Sally Ann

FrecklesandDeb said...

What a fun dream! We can see you doing all of that -- yeah, sure we can!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Asta!
My mom has that kind of dreams too when she eats a lot at night!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Koobuss said...

Oh, kousin Asta,

Wine, bread, and cheese late at night will do that to you. You'll have all sorts of weird dweams. But whatever it was that you were cooking, it sure smelled good.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,
Kousin Koobie

happy said...

What a great dream! I should get LS to eat more at night hehehe...wait, what am I saying? I should get her to feed me more.

chicamom85 said...

My Mom wants to see that movie really bad, I don't know if I want her to, but if I get some food out of it, maybe I will. That was a cool dream.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

The Cat Realm said...

Asta - you are just awesome! Now you can COOK too...and we are sure it was the most wonderful meal!
We should send the maid to see that movie - maybe SHE can cook afterward?
She is a total dh (dysfunctional housewife) and ruins a pot by trying to boil water....

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Asta
That's a really cool dream and you look great in an apron. Bon Appetite is right but did you have to do the dishes?

I hope mom has more dreams like that... fun to see.
norwood

Sir Woodstock said...

What a wonderful dream!

I have rather as pecial award to you - do come see.

Love & Hugs
Woodstock

Butchy and Snickers said...

Oh our dawgness,
You, Joey & Tanner look like Mama chopping onions for sketti sauce! Did you guys cry?? She made another big batch yesterday, didn't get done until 8PM. Added more Italian Seasoning to this batch.
Your Mommi sure has strange dreams, just like our Mama, tee hee.
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby

Lucia said...

Ciao bella Asta!!

What an adventurer you have been this summer, la mia cara amica! I, Lucia, wish we could go swimming together. (I live near many lakes and love to visit them, but it's always more fun when you're with a pal!)

Did your mama like the movie? La mia ragazza read the book a few years ago but is looking forward to seeing the film, too. It looks like Signorina Streep did a fantastico job!!

Tanti baci!
Lucia

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Mmm it sure looks like you all are cooking up some yummy stuff..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Kali said...

Hey Asta, if you get a chance to stop by my blog, I have an award for you.

Kali

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Now Asta, don't get ur furs into a knot...I just said that ketchup to get a rise outta ya...

I have a can of Coke Zero I'm gonna pour all over it instead...makes a great sauce and very low in calories...

Love ya lots...

Laciegirlie

Molly,Taffy and Monty said...

A wonderful dream Asta, must have been a good vintage cheese!

Have a wonderful weekend.

Molly, Taffy and Monty

the 4 Bs said...

hi Asta, that's a funny dream that your mommi had. it seemed very real to us.

woofs.

Hamish Westie said...

Silly humans. What's wrong with just dreaming about chasing rabbits!
Cheers, H.

Two Schnauzers from New England said...

Hi, Asta -

That was some dream your Mommi had. Mama wants to know did your Mommi and Daddi see the movie Julie and Julia? All that cooking reminds Mama of Julia Child and the cooking show she had.

Love -

Hershey and Kaci

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Y'all have been given a friendly award. Please come to my blog to pick it up.
Lord Duncan of McDuff, and Sally Ann Canis

sallys blog said...

Your mom had a cool dream.
Can I go along??

Nice wuuuh
Sally

Honey the Great Dane said...

Ooh, Asta - that is a YUMMY dream!! I wish I had dreams like that! You look very smart in your Chef's outfit!

Funny - I have just posted about food too - all the 'auspicious' stuff that my humans had at their traditional Chinese wedding banquet (because it was their 12yr anniversary yesterday) - gosh, all this talk of food is now making me very hungry!!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Sam and Andy said...

Smoochie kisses to you, Asta