Monday, September 19, 2011

Happy Intewnational Talk Like A Piwate Day!

 Today is talk like a piwate day and I went down to the sea(at the end of my block) and boawded my paiwate ship to go sail the seven seas
I hope I see all of you along the way

 Yawwwgh matey, ye've been boawded!
  I have a couple of Piwate jokes fow you, maybe you can think of a few mowe to amoose us?

what's Captain Hook's favowite stowe?
The Secondhand Shop!
 [hehehehehehe That's whewe Mommi shops all the time so it was vewy easy to guess]

What did the piwate think of the wench's booty?
He thought it was plundewfull! , hehhehehe

I aways laugh at my own jokes, woll awound on the floow and giggle hystewically
What can I say,  I'm easily amoosed

My pirate name is:
Captain Anne Cash

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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 Dogspeed! all me Matey's
wishing you all faiwwinds and good Gwub
and of couwse smoochie kisses


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26 comments:

  1. Frankie Furter and ErnieSeptember 19, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    Ahoy there Lovely Pirate...
    LOVED your Jokes... I was rollin on the floor too. Second Hand Store.. TOOOOOOOO funny.
    gotta go... Anchors Away!!

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  2. The Florida FurkidsSeptember 19, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    You be a fine pirate!!

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  3. Persephone and BusterSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    Avast, there, me hearties! Splice the mainbrace? Lay athwartships and trim the fore t'gallant! Take yer head-call at the lee rail!

    Oooohhhh, I so LOVE that kinda talk!

    Buster T. Scallywag

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  4. ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥September 19, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Asta, no matter what persona you take on, you never cease to amaze us with how beautiful you look. How can a pirate be so attractive? Great header too.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  5. WyattSeptember 19, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Asta- you are just the cutest little pirate!! I did my pirate name and I am 'MAD JACK RACKHAM'.

    Arrrrg,
    Wyatt

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  6. The Daily Pip September 19, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    Bawhahahaha! "You look plundewful", that's hysterical. Though I must say, Asta you look most plundewful in your pirate gear!

    Your mate, Cap'n Pip

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  7. The Black and Tans.September 20, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    Ahoy there!

    As usual we are late and missed the boat and find out about Pirate's day the next morning. Think we saw you sail off into the distance. Don't get lost Asta.

    We had visitors and we weren't allowed on the pooter all weekend.

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

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  8. WFT NobbySeptember 20, 2011 at 2:13 AM

    Well shiver me timbers Asta, I like the cut of your jib. A tot of rum and I'll be three sheets to the wind. Oh look, there's a lakeland terrier approaching. She sure is broad in the beam...
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  9. FinnSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    Wow Asta you make a great looking pirate captain!

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  10. CliveSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    Great post!

    Really enjoyed it!

    take care
    Clive and Murray

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    Hardy Har Har! Matey that was some rum spewing funny fun! Thanks for the howls :D

    Waggin at your plunderful self ;)
    Roo

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  12. DukeSeptember 20, 2011 at 3:59 AM

    You are the prettiest pirate we've ever seen, Asta!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

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  13. GusSeptember 20, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    Dear Captain Anne:

    I will follow you anywhere:

    Second Mate Gussie

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  14. MackSeptember 20, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    You are one hot pirate-girl Asta!!!

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  15. SallySeptember 20, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    Oh, Asta, you are a lovely Pirat.
    And I hpe you have has a wonderful day.

    Nice woooh
    Sally

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  16. Angel Ginger JasperSeptember 20, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Wow my cat what a dashing pirate you make.. I would be happy to sail the seven seas with you.. Hugs GJ xx

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  17. CowspotdogSeptember 20, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    Ahoy me pretty - what a fine pirate lass you make!!! Just don't go poking anyone in the butt with that sword!

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    You make a lovely pirate Asta!

    woos, Tessa

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  19. STELLA and RORY from Down UnderSeptember 20, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Hi Miss Asta, here's a joke for you.

    "What does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?"

    "A buccaneer"

    Have a good day. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  20. ♥ SallieSeptember 20, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    You are the cutest pirate ever!

    Hugs,

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  21. Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3September 20, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    *Foley stands up on the mast and sings* This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

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  22. Mickey's MusingsSeptember 20, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    What a pawsom pirate ye be Captain Anne Cash ;) Yar!!!! We may be late, but we be just back from the plunderin' and we want to share!!!
    Lets set sail and get tha plunderin done!!!!!
    A fine celebration we will have with what we've won !!!
    Arrghhh!!! Tillie and Georgia,
    Tiger,Treasure and JJ

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  23. ScooterSeptember 20, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Hey Asta!
    Wow, here's a big ARRRGGGGGGG for pirate day! Love your outfit. You look mahvelous and ready to take on the 7 seas. BOL funny jokes!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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  24. The ThugletsSeptember 21, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    Asta..you make a fabulous piwate!

    we love yer outfit!

    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

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  25. Teesha and BindieSeptember 21, 2011 at 8:11 AM

    we laught on the floor wiv you asta

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  26. JunoSeptember 21, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Look at that sweet pirate! :) :)

    Momo & Pinot xoxo

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